Elemental Wizardry

When I hang out in the city, I often see very fashionable people drinking fashionable drinks in fashionable containers. Generally it's some sort of sweet iced coffee in a large clear plastic cup. What great advertising.

I am always shocked however, not that they are drinking this liquid heaven, but that it always takes them forever to finish it! I'm all like, "Okay I get it! You're sexy and you have this flavourful drink! Enough already!!" But no, they will hang out and hold their drinks, and hold their drinks.. and hold their drinks-- never barely even sipping them!

If I had one of those drinks, I would finish it in about 3 minutes. I just can't hold back when it comes to sweet, delicious drinks. Maybe if it was a fruit smoothie or a milkshake, it might take me some time, because those can be quite thick and filling. Sometimes I go in fighting, and I come out doggedly tired. But those coffee drinks are a done deal. Plus they are half ice anyway, so one little taste makes it sink half-way.

All I ask is that you drink your drinks, people. Stop making me jealous of your goods. It's funny because I don't get jealous when people wear expensive clothing, but those drinks always make me burn with envy.